G1: .... aku tak lawa>.. ah?>

G2: engkau memang tak lawa!
tak tengok cermin keee,.. ah?>
telinge,..

G1: (interupts) telinge?..
kenape dengan telinge aku>..
huh?!> kenape?>..

G2: telinge kauu, tajam!
gigi engkauu, hancur!

G1: *shakes head*
bukaaan. taaakk.

G2: engkauuu.. adelah, setan!!
*evil laughter* eheh-ehe-eheh.

G1: *nangis* ngeee-eee-eeh.
engkau tak baikk...

G2: akuuu.. tak baik>>
*evil laughter*
ngah-hah-hah-hah-haak.

G1: telinge/.. gigi aku sakit...
*nangis* ngee-ehek-ehek-ngee.

G2: gigi kau sakit>>
kenape tak pegi doctor!>>
huh?!>
pegi dental>
kauu memang bodohh.
pegi lah kauu,.. mati.
mukee dah macam hantu..

G1:engkauuu. kau adela aku.

G2: ape? aku kau?

G1: Ak-Aah. akuulah kau.
engkauu adelaah akuuu. ngeh?

G2: aku,.. engkau ke?

G1: engkauu dengan aku,.. adek kemm-bahh.

G2: adek kembah?!>>

G1: iye> adek kembah!
kite kemm-baaah.

G2: ergh. macam mane?>>

G1: yeh. kite kembah.
kiteee kemm-baaaaaaaah. ahahah.

G1-2: eh?
aik? (looks around) haik?
macam mane aku boleh bebual sorang?
heh?
akuuu memang gile. hahak
apedah nie bebual sorang.
aku gile>> aku gileeeeee..
(scary ending)
Aaaaaa-Eeeeeeek.


Cheerio>

Errm sooo..
went jalan-jalan ah today.
i seriously like needed to get out ah today.
with everything thats happening and all.
i seriously like needed to take a breather..
and stuff ah you know.
And besides, today my class tada laaa.
yah. yup. yes indeed.


My teacher went to Krabi you see.
which is soo very the crabby indeed. haha.
err so we 'cabut' school ah.
ahaha. well memang tada mah.
so technically its not called 'cabut-ing' right.
yeah.


err yup.
so meeting2 with si,..
atika aka A.K dan Firdaus aka Fixz.
hmmm.
the rest all like zombie la, only wanna go out at night.
haha. actually at first horr..
we havent a clue where to go ah.


sooo..
we just decided to go where the wind takes us ah.
hahak. sooo... erm.
the wind took us to many places lah.
powerr kannn the wind. ahah.
we like macam mane punye tourist gitu ah.
esplanade la.. marina square la.. dhoby ghaut la..
plaza singapura la.. entertaintment la...
jalan'ed..
makan'ed..
lepak'ed..
and we even sempat to like jam at PS yamaha ah.
hahaah. yeah baby..
sehati sejiwe semadu-padu pada api-padam.
i really managed to de-stress ah.
yay. saya sudah stress-free.
say hello to the new yas.
the high yas. ahah.


ouh and when i was otw back lah kann,..
in the bus lah.
very sempit and crowded ah.
so i was just standing on one corner ah.
minding my own business and staring about.
then like suddenly i felt this 'feeling' la.
*tu-nununu tu-nununu*
(scary sound effect)
haha. i sensed someone staring AT me.
err. you can say its like a six sense thingy la eh.
so then i turned to my right ah...
then like sial ah>> i got the shock of my life seyy.
hahaha. i saw faizah aka izah.
she was like staring all 'creepily' at me siakkkk.
and and...
she had this like.. err.
'eerie' smile glued on her face sehhh.
hahaha. like wth>> aiyo izah,. izah.
macam nak kene 'doosh' siak kauuuu.
scared me for nothing mann.
hahaah. so then we catched up with each other ah.
yeah. she catched me and i catched her back.
macam catching you knowww...
ahaha. yaah.


erm so then i was walking back home la eh.
walk and walk. face so concentrated and serious ah.
head glued on the pavement and all.
everything was in a blur ah.
as usual lah. blurry vision katekan.
erm so then..while i walking2 right..
along the carpark towards my flat ah.
i like suddenly noticed this cat kat depan ah you know.


at first right...
i saw like something white underneath it ah.
so i thought,..
"ohhh... a plastic bag must've got stucked below the cat lah nie"
hahak. so i was like all confident lah you know.
and in my head i was like...
"yeah. here we go again. yas is gonna save the day ey"
hahahaha.


but righttttttt........
when i got closer kannnnn..
hahhaah.
i noticed that the 'thing'
that i thought was stucked underneath the cat kann..
wasn't actually a plastic bag laaah.
it was actually ANOTHER cat la siakkk!!!
hahahhaha.


yup the white thing that i THOUGHT,
was a plastic bag..
was actually another cat siakkkk.
ahhaha. oh my goddd...
oh god i felt soo embarrased and paiseh siaaak.
i kinda interrupted their..
er. erm. 'mating session i guess.
hahaah. so when they saw me right,
they like quickly scattered off ah.
yah. yes. talk about being rude ey.


oh and worst of all...
this group of school primary kids saw the WHOLE thing siak.
they were sitting underneath my block ah the whole time.
and so..
they started to laugh and hit the table and stuff ah.
alamakkk.. childish siaakk. c'mon lah people..
ahahaa. so i buat muke step nothing happened la..
and went into the lift and laughed my ass off.
haha. whoosh. gundu lah kau ni eh yas.
haha yeah.


Cheerio>

im sooo pissed and angry and sad siak.
my parents have been quarelling...
over and over. in and out. day and night.
whyyyyyyyyyy.. why must they do that>>>
why can't we just live in a harmonious world>
where no quarellings or whatsoever happens at ALL...


i seriously cannot tahan this kindof things ah.
its affecting my life siaak.
my mood.. my appetite.. my behaviour even.
haiyoooo.
i can only hope and pray that it ends soon.
and if it doesnt...
well... then im gonna...
erm. runaway... migrate.. elope..
whatever ah. seriously.
i just wanna get away from this nonsense.
their nonsense i mean.


ey like c'mon laa..
already what,..
50 plus and they still wanna act like kids?>>
and sometimes its THEY who asks ME to grow up>>>
YAH RIGHT..... look who's talking ey.


OKayyy seriously.
yoga here come.
i need some yoga.
i need my yoga....


Cheerio>

Captain: Are you ready kids?>
Kids: Aye Aye Captain...
Captain: I can't hear youuu...
Kids: Aye Aye Captain!>
Captain: Owwww.........
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?..
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Absorbent and yellow and pourous is he!
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wishhh.
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Ready?>>
Captain and Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!! (*4 times)
Captain: SpongeeeBobbb,,, SquarePaaaaannttss!!!...
Captain: HA HA HA HA !!!!
Flute: tu-tu-tu-toot-tu-toot>


Yeah. So erm guess what people.
Like hello>,....
spongebob's coming to good old xing-xia-poh lorr.
hahha.. around may or june ah. i think. haha
can't wait la.
i love you mr crabs~


Emm. i've noticed something ah just now.
im now no longer a steamer alright.
haah. yup yes indeed.
ive steamed all the steam thats needed to be steamed off.
yah. soo.. from now onwards kann..
im not gonna vent my anger on people nomore ah.
yeah. so you people can ease up already lorr.


im seriously like err...
thinking of taking up yoga or something you know.
yah. i figured like theres no harm in it kann..
and i hear its supposed to erm..
help one loosen up i guess.
you know... like ermm.
Be one with the..
earth...wind... water.. fire.
yeahhhh.
go-go captain planet!
ahhaah. k. got alittle carried away.


Hmmm. but yah. yoga's good alright.
wanna know something...
i just found this out ah.
Y.O.G.A actually stands for....
yas-ondeh-gerondeh-aga2.
hahaak. yeah okay.


Cheerio>

OKay so...
erm i was watching EBuzz just a while ago ah..
and i honestly can't believe it siakk..
the madness.
Whats going on in the entertainment world huh?!>
i was shocked. dumfounded. baffled.

jessica simpson is now WITH john mayer?>>
jake gyllenhaal is WITH reese witherspoon??>>
nicole richie is ENGAGED to joel madden?!!>>
hahaaa. aiyo-yo-yoo..mat-yo-yoo betol.
hmm. i think its highly possible that...
nick lachey and paris hilton,..
are dating each other in secret too ah.
ahhahha... okay heck care la.
i dont really give a rats ass about them lah actually.
I was just shocked to hear it see,.. thats all.


Erm okay. Recap of two days before.
Went to vivo with aishah, diana and nadia.
Hung out. Sat and chilled. And ate.


Then... something happened...
(evil smile)
tu-nunu-tu-nunu(sound effects)
haha. funny story actually.
While we were sitting and hanging out outside right...
this caucasion dude, with huge hands lah,..
suddenly like came up to us and said...
" are you camera shy? "
hahahha. he was actually asking aishah ah.
cause he thought she looked away,..
while he was trying to take her picture beforehand.
But actually...
she wasn't even aware of his presence at all ah.
So she was like all sotong-ish and went..
" huh? huh? huh? "
then he.. erm i dunnoe... kinda "flirted" with her i guess....
*wink wink*


hahaah. funny siakk. seriously.
he asked whether if he could take a picture and stuff ah.
then he started commenting about how he liked malay girls la...
and how he finds them to be the most nicest people la...
and went on with his bullshittyness ah.
haha. by right horr,.. we should've reported this ah.
hahahah.
Caucasion dude unnecessarily...
trying to shake hands with 3 innocent girls.
(who finds his hairy hands to be insanely humongous btw)
ahah. i think milo was traumatised by this ah.
yeah. she'd probably be having nightmares now. haha


OUH... and yes..
we got to see-saw celebrities.
ahah. yeah baby..
err. but all like the local coffeshop ones ah.
Not the big shot hollywood kinds of course.
Yeah imagineee...
Mr Teh Tarik VS some 5-star restaurant like... Frisch's Inc.
haha. exactly. huge gap there huh.


Erm. i saw....
Jean Danker with her chubby boyfriend.
Eng Lai rushing up the escalator.
andd...
hunky Shan Wee standing at 1.80cm tall. haha
oh. and and..
spicy hot supermodels streaming..
and strudding and showing off their "stuff "
on the ramwalk.
and by "stuff "..
i meant the Levi's clothings of course.


Err.. but i think right...
the models must all be under the indie label ah.
yah. all underground models,... havent seen them before.
haha. But still...
they're all super cool crappish shit alright.
There was this Levi's fashion thingy happening ah..
so we got to watch it lar.
Yeah. i got instantly reminded of shows like...
Project Runway la,..
ANTM la,..
The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency la..
erm.. and dunnoe why..
for some reason Fashion House also appeared in my mind ah. hah
watched till i got all like..
totally envious and jealous inside ah.
yah totally. but thats okayy..
someday.. or perhaps oneday...
i shall get my chance to do all that ah.
haha.. wooo...


Erm okay2.. moving on.
yesterdays recap...
went to watch Wild Hogs.
at jp,.. with aishah.
Nice show ah. So definitely recommended to all.
its funny like...
the simpsons+mr bean funny.
So yes.. thats definitely the good kindof funny lah.
john travolta is my hero alright...
to me.. he's "the greaser"
ahhahaa.. k merepekk.


erm.. i especially2...
loved the ending part in particular ah.
but im not gonna reveal it though..
haha. i wont wanna spoil it for you people mah..
Yup. so try to go-go watch it if you can lah people.


Ermm. oh yah.
yesterday also saw some celebrities siak.
hahhaah.
like whats up with that huh?
these two are considered as..
THE bomb celebs in singapore alright.. hahah
Kim Ng and Irene Ang!!!
yah yes i know.
"fuiyoh.... power kannn>>"
yes indeed mann. haha


alright then...
hope everyone had a fantastic weekend too.
hrm.. bt if not then dont worry ey...
there's always next week or the next2 week...
or the week after that..
and so on and forth.


Life is just soo full of it la.
So do what i do...
go listen to the song wonderwall..
and everything would be okay in a jeef.
haha. welcome.


Cheerio>

Yeah so today is 21st april right...
Hmmmm.
So that would make yesterday 20th april then, huh.
Like duhh..
soo yeahhh.......
Happy Belated Birthday to....
my sweet kembang friend,..
Nadia Shafeena Binte Nawi.
anddd
my adorable little potato cousin,..
Syazana Binte Rashid..


Yeah.. sudah tua lorr itu dua. haha.
So heres wishing you guys...
great health,
fantastic hair,
and superb overall happiness.


yup.. i love you both oh-so much..
so heres a little.. erm..
kindof an iceage lame old skool song.
Enjoy.


sings*
nadia 3>
eherm.
di mana nadia... anak kambing saya
anak kambing saya... yang rambut sangat kembang
suara niah sumbang... macam kobes bawang
kambing kembang kompang... dia makan banyak kacang...
Hoi>>
canggg.. oh kacang.
Hoi Hoi>>
canggg.. oh kacang..
Eh-Wah>>
canggg.. oh kacangggggg.... kita makan kacang goncang.
raps*
to-to-toh...po-po-poh.
you say po-te,.. i say toh.
we call her... potato.
she so woh...
we all dunnoe..
no-ok-oh>>
we dunnoeeeee.


OMG.. haha.
Yup okay thats it.
I guess im now officially THE lamest ass on earth, huh.
yeah okay. haah.


Cheerio>

OKay. QUICK.
imagine me playing the piano now.
Then imagine me singing...


Whether it's the sunshine
Whether it's the rain
Does it make a difference
Till you complain?
Whether it's the water
Comin' in from the roof
Does it piss you off that you're not waterproof?


Whether you fall
Means nothing at all
It's whether you get up
It's whether you get up


Right...
soo.. if you DID imagine like what ive told you too..
then i truly wanna thank you lah eh. haha.
So sweet of you ey..
*smiles gloriously*


Oooh yeah>>....
this song really puts my mind into perspective alright.
yup. meloncholy makes my hair soo curly.
and also.. it gives me the goosebumbs ah.
Erm.. the good kind of course.
yess yess. the goodbumbs..
im soo totally totally falling forrr
Tracy Bonham and Jane Siberry.


I think "WE" sound alike you know ...
yah. tracy, jane and yas.
amaciam?>>>....
hahhaha..
yeah but seriously lah.
their songs are truly fantastic.
anddd,.. their voices are like totally superb oi.
Especially tracy's.
i absolutely love the way she sings ah..
yeah totally.
she has this soothing, soulful and rasby..
but yet tenderly sweet kinda tone you see.
so yess.. thats very very rare indeed i'd say.
and... their lyrics are like dynamite ey.
yeah. DY-NO-MITE i say...
haha yeah babyyy.
My most favourite part in the song kann..
is,... when she starts humming. haah


Mmmm.. mm.. mm..mmm...........
Mmm.. mm.. mm.. mmm........
Mmmm.. mm. mm..mm......
Mm.. mm ..mmm..........


Yes. brilliant ey.
So c'mon peopleee..
Lets hymn together.
Lets sit and shine together.
Let us all fly forever.


Cheerio>

Yeahhh.
So today school SUPPOSED to start at 8am ah.
But i left house only around 7.30 gitu ah.
haha. defiant? nope.
i was damn tired la.. so i slept longer... ahah.
so yes i THOUGHT i was obviously like late ah.
So then took taxi..
cause i THOUGHT its like secondary school or something you know..
whoever late or what will kena like detention or something.
HAHA. alahai...
yasss,.. yasss. bodoh benar eh kau nih.


Hmm...
so then this kind old pak cik picked me up ah.
He was damn nice seh. seriously.
the nicest cab driver i've ever met i must say.
We talked like nobodys business ah.
erm.. and i only had like 13 bucks with me right..
so i asked him if whether enough onot ah.
So he said..
'tu dah lebih dari cukop ah cik rase'
haha.
so yeah i felt assured even though he used 'rase'
haha. i confident because he's confident.


But then ended up the fare was like 13 bucks gitu.
actually he turned off the meter like 10 mins before we reached ah.
i noticed.
so i was like 'alamak'... touched la.
then the pak cik said....
'takpe2. $8 dah cukop'
and my jaws like immediately dropped.
haha like shocked lahh kann..


I gave him 9 bucks.
But then he turned back and retuned me 2 bucks>>
like wowww.
This pak cik very the awesome indeed siak.
so i said...
' huh? ape nih? tkpelah cik. takpe2.. '
like paiseh sehhh kan.
and he was like..
' argh. nah2. amek jeee.
cik nie anak orang kaya...
awak blaja la baik2 k. '


haha. humourous pulak eh pak cik nie.
i kinda felt like hugging him siak at point.
ahhaah seriously.
herm. so then i thanked him and went to class ah.
But when i got there kann...
like alamakkkkk..... naik darah siakkk.
The teacher was LATE.
and everyone was waiting outside.
what theeee **** >>?
OMG..... i felt like a total farktard sey.
farking retard indeed ah.
kanina mana-mana shitting betol.....
err.. sorry for the language people.
aiyoh. hottt siakk.
so yeah.. wait lorrrr... waited my ass off seh.
sat and talked and chit-chat like keropok basi.


erm. but at least today was better than yesterday ah..
much much much better actually.
oh and had lunch with my classmates today.
yeah first time..
coolshit bunch.
rina, atika, sandra, ashraf, fixz, and khairin...
yah.. we went out and ate.
today our lunch break was like 2 hours plus.
yes. yup. my thoughts exactly...
why bloody long huh?
so we makan2 at this rocking coffeshop place ah
and the cheese prata there was like to die for mann.
seriously. nice la.
felt like i was in prata heaven or something you know.


So after that we went seaching/hunting.
for a spot for us to like hang out in future.
haha. so yeah.
i got to know them all even more.
we definitely clicked ah.
all like the chilled and cool and lameass type.
hahha so yah.. those are my kindof asses.


erm then got CCA orientation..
hahha.
i signed up for Live Band and Outbound Adventure Club.
yeahhh macam betol kann yas...
i figured like wth kannn..
and anyways..
i feel like i really need to have more adventures you know.
especially at this point of time in my life ah.
so yes lorr.. im gonna be totally adventurous from now on..
err. the live band thing im not confident actually
i guess.. im not sure if im serious bout it or not ah.
haha.. we'll see how things progress ey.


Erm yup so thats about it.
err went home with wei xiang today.
then in the bus dunnoe why he suddenly like...
opened up alot gitu ah...
for some reason i cant understand why you know...
why do people feel like opening up at the time when im feeling tired and sleepy seh. huh?
haha so yeah my ears kinda opened up tooo i guess.


yes. right now...
i guess i can see myself in dover ah.
yah. so clear like the sun.
erm. is yasrina beam of sunshine?
hahah she sooo is lorrrr. *wink wink*


Oh and lastly...
i'd like to give one hell of a shoutout to my hantu friend..
Diana aka Pushpa aka Sodako.
Happy Belated Birthday!
Stay cool and calm and collected always ey.
so here's a crappish poem i came up for her.
hahah. Enjoy.


*sings*
one-two-three,.. i count for free.
see-what-see?,.. what for see2?
she hides all day... under the tree.
hair long2 like dunnoe what song.
i came up with names,.. not all the same.
pushpa pushpa,.. soo very the lame
pa-pa-pa,.. she shows herself.
*raps*
with her head all down, and her hair soo long,
she came up to us with that scary sound.
ok-ok-ohh,.. kok-kok-kohh.. (2 times)
we called her..... SODAKO>>...


HAHA!
yay....
(chirpy lame smile)


Cheerio>

Yes.. soooo today was the first day of school.
How was it?>
BORING.
yes indeed sia.
Hmm.
Went to school with...
raidah, hafiz payong and nazmi ah.


We came late..
so when we reached..
we like had to search for our classes all ah.
Yeah all of us were in different classes siaaa.
rai in IT1A,
naz in EC1B,
yas in IT1C
payong in EC1D...


Yah...
So then got talks and briefings and again more talking-talkings ah.
You know..
dover got alot of nonsense rules that nobody cares a shit about.
Example.
No smoking allowed ANYWHERE in or out the campus.
My teacher says...
' if you're caught,.. you'll die i tell you '
YAH RIGHT.
Padehal behind the canteen area i noticed A LOT of people smoking siaaa.
Like smoke as if they're in a coffeseshop or something.


Yeah. Erm so during breaks we sat and ate together all ah.
Then in the afternoon we all seperated to our own classes.
So then i made friends with some people ah.
I noticed that theres more boys than girls.
More chinese than malays.
More people in white uniforms then in blue or red.


And my lecturer loves talking to himself ah.
All the way he'll be talking and everyone would be yawning.
Because of him i started to like hayal and observe and notice EVERYONE and THING.
Yah. freaky la.


Yeah but we ended early ah today.
hmm. rai's class ended at around 1pm ish.
thats toooo early i'd say. haha
and very unfair.
actually.. supposed to end at 5pm ah.
But dunnoe why ended around 2pm ish.
So i was happy about that ah.
erm. and i noticed that my classmates were the tamed kind ah.
Veryyy different from 5n2. hah


So then went back straight with payong and naz and wei xiang and hilmi.
I dunnoe why but i felt really darn tired and sleepy siakk when i got home.
Padehal the whole day like we din even do anything sey.
This must be the most bluest monday-blues day i've ever felt ah.
Somehow can't imagine myself being there for two years seh. seriously.


Cheerio>

Be... Agreesive.
B.E. .. Agressive.

" Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded. "

HAHAHA.
Yeah that has got to be the best catchline ever..
yupp. im so absolutely loving that phrase alright.
Watched Bring It On earlier on..
and i kinda caught the cheerleader-flu ah.


So yeah i kinda made a cheer of my own toooo.
ahah. Enjoy.


im not small and im not tall
i love working at the mall
three and two yeah make me blue
me and you are like superglue.

when we meet, you look so sweet
when i talk you, you talk and talk
when i walk, you still talk talk
why cant you just walk and talk?

ha-ha-ha
i know im lame
but ha-ha-ha
im lame but tamed

*cheerleader smile*
~Spirit Fingers~


Hahahh. Okay enough.
Err..
i love jesse bradford's smile.
soo crooked and hottt.
totally like va-va-voom.
uhhuh.. totally.
and...
i love kristen dunst's character.
yeah such a chirpy goofball la she.
yuppp. goofy and woofy alright.
and andd..
i love eliza dushku's hair.
so awesome and kinda goth-like. haaha


Ooh and you know whattt..
i invented a new drink todayyy
haha
i mixed cappucino and milo and added cream on top.
yeahhh i know.. totally brilliant huh. hahaak
so i guess my father..
isnt the only drink-inventor in the house now...
yeah babyyy...
his so called 'Milo Malt'..
is gonna be soo overtaken by my,...
'Cappucino La Milo La Totte Totte'
(yah i just love saying totte totte for some reason)
yeah..
totte totte peopleee>>.... totte totte.
haah.


Cheerio>

Erm okayy so...
today's been like one hell of a day indeed ah.
It was like being in a soap opera or something you know.
So was supposed to go celebrate diana's advance birthday..
when suddenly like last minute she cancelled
as she had cramps and stuff. Yeah bummer.
But anyways,.. hope she's feeling better la.
So then.... like moments after,
i found out that i was supposed..
to go for an interview for nursing ah.
At SIMEI. very very very far indeed.
So quickly rushed home with meow to take my certs..
and then we took a cab there ah.
Yess.... bloody expensive indeed.


Erm oh and fifi got a call too.
She was already done with the interview when we arrived there.
She and zurry arrived around 3pm ish.
And yessssah...... she got the job>>
erm i mean course.
So i was like the last person there ah.
before me was this malay girl i think...

So after my interview ended THEN only they say...
'so sorry but you have to come next year to apply again..
we're really full this time and have no vacancies left...
we WERE already full at first but we tried to SQUEEZE some more people because alot of people asked for transfers.'

and in my head i was like....
'eh cmon ahhhh... im sure im slim enough to be squeezed in too whatttt....right?>'


You know at that point righttt..
i totally... totally felt like smashing my head against the damn wall.
yes totally you know..
like WTF la dude..
you could've just saved me some time and money..
and say things like...
'you better not come miss'
OR
'dont waste your time'
OR
'you've been warned'
OR
'dont even bother coming, okay'
Or some kindof a sign or whatever you know....


But oh well....
erm. i guess it's better to have trieddd
and get your heart broken into pieces,
then...
to not have trieddd
and still get your heart broken into pieces?
hahaah.... ok nolah. the actual saying goes like this....
'it's better to have tried then not to have tried at all'


Yeah so if its not meant to be why bother fighting it, ey.
I guess tuhan have something else planned for me ah.
I pray its something better and sweeter and cooler and awesomer.
So yah,..for now....
guess im gonna have to love, live and cherish IT.
yay IT. yay dover. yay singapore.


Oh and yes.... im soo soo very extremely happy for fifi. whahaha
Congrats ey sexy,..
i wish you good healthcare and medicine forever. haha
Make sure you be the most goddamn sexiest...
and caring nurse in simei okayy.
hahahha.
...(CHEERS)...
gOgO YOU,... wa CaYa sama LU. (kazillion times)


Erm yeah so then we all headed to bedok to eat ah.
I thought like eating soup tulang would make me feel good inside you know..
and anyways its been a very long time since i last had it ah.
But then the coffeshop there was like soo packed that we had to go to macs instead.


Yup.
So this is my life alright.
My so called reality drama at its best.
It's definitely better than Fashion House i'd say.
hahah. yeah indeed it is. Totally.
So yeah..
welcome & stay calm.
ALWAYS.


Cheerio>

Heyyyy..... okay im feeling so excited and glee right now.
Why you ask?>>... well patience my friend,.. patience.
chill ey, i AM gonna tell anyways..
yeah even if you dont wanna hear it... haha
okay so guess what... what?>
so.... i was watching the ellen show just a while ago right.....
andddddd guess who came on the show>>>> who?>
yeah baby... Milo Ventimiglia! hahahhahha.
so if any of you missed that then shame on you ey.
Seriously.. shame on YOU peopleeeee.


Okay so he mentioned that he was dying to get a haircut.
Cause he hate having the 'peter petrelli' hairdo.. (bangs)
He also said that when he was younger his sisters would bully him ah.. (they better watch out)
They'd dress him up like madonna in the 80s.. (yesss, confirm sexy)
hahah. oh and his family lives in Orange County... (totally awesome)
And and... his now 'rumoured' to be attached to YAS. (but only rumours of course)


hahaaah yup yup.
i know im sounding like a psycho person...
but cmon ah, who cares..
let loose people, lighten up already ok.


ERM okay so theres gonna be a repeat later on of course.
so of course im gonna watch it.
you might think...
'yas macam semangat nah'...
well of course.


Cherrio>

OKay hello.....
how have everyone been doing?.. Good i hope.
I actually dunnoe what to talk about la.


i guess.. i've just been feeling pain all thoughout the day.
My back and heart aches,
my head's spinning lke a gasing(spin-top)...
and futhermore...my eye power like fading.
It's kindof scary la in truth..
but i dont wanna get all paronoid about it ah.


Zul said im feeling this way because i had too much sleep?>
haha well im not sure about that la...
but whatever it is,
i definitely know one things for sure.
I'm hungry.


Erm okay so i'll end with a poem i guess.
'im a poet and i din even know it'
okay2 fine... i suck
But wth righttt no harm trying mah
jiwang poem?
hahahhh. nope, of course not...
what have i to be jiwang about righttt...
err.. except after watching
'A Walk To Remember" and 'A.I'.
hahak.


Ooh but the poem kinda sounds like a rap.
well what do you knowww....
im a raper and i din even know it. hahahak
but seriously though....
Try rapping to it as you read ah
Maybe i can be the next 50 cent, hmm?>
'yo yo what's up homies...one cents here rapping for ya'
Enjoy.


Too much i ask
Too little i seek
For days now i've been pondering,
of what and what's not.
WTF am i talking about you ask?
well don't ask and just listen my friend.
Why can't the world be filled with peace?
But then again,
is peace alone enough?
So today i stand right before you people
With questions but not answers
So stop talking yas,..
please stop your nonsense
Please?
Yeah, okay for now...
i'll do just that
i guess im gonna have to listen.
But this isn't goodbye though
Yes, mark my words its not.
*evil smile*
tu-nununu-tu-nununu
(eery sound effect)


Cheerio>

Okay firstly i'd like to apologise.
Sorry for the long entry.
I've got loads to bercerite today. haha
so happy reading and enduring. =)


ermmm yeah so.... went to my aunt's place ah yesterday, at Chua Chu Kang.
Supposedly went there to fetch my grandmama and grandaddio to Teck Whye to check the progress of their flat ah.
But then when i arrived at aunty's place...
they told me that the contractors had called like last minute and told us that we couldn't come because they had to do some maintenance work and wiring stuff.
Yah, bullshit siakk.
Padehal last week we were informed that the wiring had already been done ah. that's what they confirmed with us.
Hmm, i seriously cant tahan these foreign workers lah, seriously.
I just don't trust them.
i think the only contractor that i can ever trust would be Phua Chu Kang ah.


So anywayssss, i didn't want to make a wasted trip for nothing la, so i spent the night over.
Erm yeah....
then i had to help my little cousin, syazana or aka potatogirl, do her homework ah.
Okay stupid story ah.....
yeah one time we were all watching tv together, lying on the couch...
we were watching Justice League.
So i asked them one by one lah.
'what name would they choose for themselves if they were in the justice league team'......
so after some hard concerntretion faces,.. one by one they answered.
Syazana, ' potato-girl!! '...
her younger brother said.. ' poot-poot-guy!! '...
and the youngest one said ' ladder-woman!!! '...
hahhahaha.
yesss you idiot... ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.


So anyhuuu..... potatogirl was like panic striken cause she had like a lot to complete in so little time.
Unike me, she's the last minute type you see. *wink wink*
Erm so she asked me to do her essay for her la.
Then i looked at her and said lah...
"oi. you think your teacher won't recognise your handwriting ah.
my handwriting is like those scribbled doctorish kind you know,
and yours is like the fat fat and neat neat kind,... where can...."
yes imagine for yourself people,
Lucida Handwriting against Tahoma/Arial. (macam faham eh)
hahah. 'so nampak sah it won't work what, right'
But then she like persuaded me to somehow change my style of writing to match hers ah.
Fuhh, it was hard indeed lah but i managed.
Erm so i'd like to share my essay with you people ah.
hahaah. don't worry,.. only the first paragraph sahajee, okay.


Title: A Time When Something Seems Amiss.

The Story:

So there i was, trapped. Hepless and alone. All by my lonesome. I couldn't breathe or blink or swallow. I looked to my left, i see a poison ivy bush. Then to my right, nothing but trees. Tall trees. I thought i was finally safe from 'that' thing. But just then i felt a cold stare. I could sense it. Someone or 'thing' was staring up on me. So then it occered to me that i didn't look up. I only looked left and right, but not upwards. It didn't occur to me to look up because i didn't know that 'those' things could clim trees. So when i finally looked up, i could see 'it'. It's eyes gleaming through me. It was dangling high above the canopy. At that point i could feel the thudding sound of my heart. It was pumping really fast and loud. I thought to myself, ' never again will i ever underestimate the soulful power of a squirel , ever ' =D


Yeahhhh baby... haha.. well i think power lah the story. That's PSLE standard i'd say.
I wanted potatogirl's essay to sound nonsense cause i wanna sabotage her ah actually.
Like teach her a lesson for doing her homework at the last minute kinda thing you know.
Yup if doing this makes me a mean person so then be it. i dont care.
Muah hah hahhh. *evil smile*


Okay so anyways.....
i just kindof got back from the jalan bahar civil defence camp site ah.
My second bro, ziq had a passing out parade caremony today.
And me and my mom were the VIPs. ehehek.
and being the early bird we are.... *wink wink*
ziq bedek-bedek us into thinking that the event started at 6.30pm
so we got there around 6pm ish and sat there and.....
waited until like 7.30 gitu before the event started ah.
But the whole thing was very the funsome and coolsome indeed ah.


There were like activities and performance and kinda like a play gitu ah, whereby all the CDs from my bro's department would perform for us, the VIPs. ehehek.
So i took a lot of pictures and videos ah.
I got to like witness a real life fire being put out by the firemen(one of them is ziq) haha.
it was like totally wow-wee you know.. i felt proud la..
just seeing my brother fighting fire not by wrestling it...
but just by using water.
yeah water,... who would've guessed huh.
well go figure you gundusss. ehehek


Ouh and from where we sat we could feel the intense heat of the wild but tamed and cool fire.
Ooh and got like big explosion and all somemoreee>
It was at that point when i turned to my mom and said....
'wasted got no fireworks la, if not it'd be like watching the National Day Parade, kan?>'
Then she turned to me slowly, eyes still on the stage, and said...
'bising lah kau nih'
So then i made up my mind that the camera was gonna be my only friend..
until the event finishes ah.
So then they like showed this screen video on a big sheet of paper ah...
kinda like the ones you see for total defence drill exercise. cool mann.
I would've turned to my mom and said...
'wasted got no popcorns la, if no it'd be like watching a movie, kan?>'
But then i remembered of what happened earlier on...
so instead, i took my camera in hand and took more pictures sahaje la.


Erm then afterwards got like this dinner reception thingy ah.
So we sat and ate together ah.
And like all throughout the meal, me and my mum was like making fun of ziq ah.
Cause earlier on,..
there was like this one segment..
where all the family members would have to come up,
and like pin the batch for their respective members ah,..
then like take take picture and stuff.
But too bad the recruits weren't allowed to move ah...
cause they were in their barisan and all in senang diri position.
and plus... their sergeant like sooooo strict sia.
and i was like c'mon ah singh, for what sia act soo strict..
why huh why you wanna carik pasal.... they graduating perrrr.
(yeah totally eh yasss) ehehekk.


So of course, being the true hero she was,....
my mom like quickly grapped her purse,
and took out her flowery tissue paper packet ah.
It was like a funny canon/nikon/kodak moment you know...
my mom was like wiping the sweat off of ziq's face and stuff.
His face didn't look like a happy camper at all,
he looked like an exhausted cramper instead.
And the people around us were going like 'awwwww'
and futhermore...
his CD mates were like feee-weet-ing him. hahahah
imagine the paiseh-ness.
so me being the true villain i am,....
quickly took out the camera and snap snap snap i went.
And with his orange helmet he had on his head....
zig seriously looked like Charlie Chaplin,
except without the misai of course. ahahahahak.
a funny memory that im gonna store in my memory card.


okay so now my brother has finally graduated.
He's gonna be a firefighter. wooooohooo.
He's stationed at Tampines btw.
Soooo, in future right if any of you people ever come against any naughty untamed fire brewing around or if you witnessed a road accident or whatever explosion or even if you like come upon suicide attempts anywhere around there,...
you'll know who to call ey. Don't call my brother lah you gunduuu, call 995. haaha


haiiii. okayyyy can breathe now people. my story has ended. Thank you for the time.
xie-xiw nih, nan-dri, terima kasih bangat yah. =D


Cheerio>