Just now after school.
i was waiting for my bus with a friend.
so i asked her.....


yas: so what you gonna do tmr?
yewen: sleep. sleep. sleep.
yas: TSK, you ah... eh btw. you buddhist ah?
yewen: mm yeshhh!!
yas: hmmm. then why you never celebrate?>
yewen: huh?? i thought vesak day is for malays?
yas: HIAK-DUSH!!! nolahh. its for buddhist larr.
yewen: (looks paiseh) hehehe
yas: (shakes head)
oh my god... you ahh.
HAHA.
what siaaa.
aiyoyooo.


hmm.
last sunday i went to the museum.
with nuts and meow.
so there we learnt a lot about the buddhist culture ah.
very very the educational lah that trip.
but we din exactly learnt how vesak day came about ah actually.
so i did some research on yahoo just now. haha
yas semangat nah?!>
A'AH. yas mmg semangat selaluu...


=====================================================

My grandmother is now staying here.
And so is my uncle akram.
But its only for 2 days.
I love it when i hear my granmother snoring at night.
It kinda makes me happy.
And andd.. it kinda puts me to sleep instantly.
haha.
Hmm.
Now that akram's here..
he's definitely gonna bug me to go fishing with him.
"yok gi pancing yokkk>>"


Okayyy.
someday im gonna teach shasha to talk TOO!!
Talk just like this cat here,.. Tiggy is it.
haha
Yeah... my adek is kinda slow..
but please dont judge her okay people.
She's the most affectionate one in the family okayy.



Cheerio>

Time is really really running fast i must say.
I can't wait for two years to past by..
just to see how or where im gonna end up.
The anticipation is killing me.

**sings all monkeyishly**
Anticapation has a habit to set you up.
For disappointment in evening entertainment but>
Tonight there'll be some love.
Tonight there'll be a ruckus yeah.
Regardless of what's gone before.


"i wish i had a majic eight ball...."


erm yesterday went to far east with aishah.
she wanted to get a gift for her bro.
but before that went to jp with my new friend, hafiz.
we walked and walked around bloody jp aimlessly.
oh but yess.
I discovered that jp's got a pool apparently.
no,.. not the swimming pool....
the pool. as in pool you know, get it?
as in snooker and stuff la deyy.
haha yeah.
he was the one who brought me there ah.


hafiz: kau tak tau?>
yas: errr.... tak.
hafiz: *shakes head*
yas: *looks at the floor*
hafiz: *mops the floor*
yas: eh. ape ni?
hafiz: kan kotoh.
yas: oh. a'ah seh. eh. you missed a spot.
hafiz: KAPUI.


errr... so then around late afternoon
went to meet aishah at clementi.
we went to the kinda furthest of far east.
which was orchard.
so at orchard we went to far east.
but this time it was far east plaza.
hahaah.
klah2 not funny la.


erm oh.
i also discoverd a new shop that i love.
she was the one who brought me there ah.


yas: eh. kedai ni cool siaa.
aishah: that's why.
yas: ape name kedai ni eh??
aishah: ntah. aku pon tak tau.
yas: hiak-dush!
*looks at the floor*


haha. erm but eventually...
we did find out the name of that kedai ah.
But im not gonna tell though.
cause she wants noone else to know....
so that she can have that shop all to herself.
**evil smile & even evil-er laughter**
hmmmm.
she evil bukan?
ish. tidak. memang bukan.
tetapi hampir-hampir seakan.


Erm and yeah.
I've been wanting to get a polaroid camera.
I think snapping polaroid pictures are soo cool.
So i finally saw one at that shop ah yesterday.
and i wondered....
is one allowed to be a polaroid photographer>
argh. but who cares ey.
as long as one is polarific, then its cool i say.


Cheerio>

I'm mad.
I feel like kicking america's arses sia.
Why is melinda out lah deyy?
she's got the voice.
the personality.
the sexy bibir.
the smile.
the eyes.
and most importantly...
the TEETH!!!
for some reason lah kann..
i kinda love her teeth lahh.
" THEY " remind me of madona la siak.
hahaah.
*sings all madona-ishly*
hey mister DJ put your record on, i wanna dance with my BEBE.


Hmmm.
oh yes btw btw btw....
if katekan any of you people
missed the ellen show just now righttt.
Then shame on you lah kawann.
seriously.
slap you face, can.
Got oprah winfrey... not opera win free.
OPRAH okayy.
my mama O in da house mannn.
very many funny deh le the show tadi.
i've always loved watching the oprah show,
since primary 5.
and and...
i've always loved watching the ellen show,
since secondary 5.
oprah and ellen are THE bomb.
(bomb sound effects)
Bom. Bam. Kababom. Kabam. Pooooot>>>


errrm.. oh yeah.
today while on my way to school eyy...
In the bus ah.
i saw this chinese person rightt..
who is like, errr...
the exact replica' of taylor hicks siaaa.
the hair. the style. the body.
the every tiny-miny thing lah senang kata-mengata yeah.
But.. butts.. buttocks kann.
the only difference is...
this person is a nyonyah la siaak.
wah-piang-eh. aiyoyomaa.. bummer seyyy.
hahahhaha.
my hand was like itching sey at that point.
i soo soo totally totally..
wanted to take a video of that cool nyonyah laah.


but... hish-haish-curry ayam.
oh well...
maybe fate shall bring me to that nyoyah again someday.
so till that day arriveeee...
you people. us people. we all.
shall be prepared.
like totally ey.
with a video cam ever ready in our hands.


C'mon,... c'mon.
Let's have a tea party!!
Just you and me, baby.
ooh~ i'm soo ready.
sugar? one or two lump?
huh? many many?
haha. okaay humty-dumbty.


Cheerio>

YAY!!!!!!!

Guess what. guess what. guess whattttt?>>>>

muahahaa!

i got back my purse ya'll..!!
yeah mannn.
i can't believe it siaa.
like so surreal lah seyyyy.


just like one hour ago rightt...
this super-duper-uber good fantastic,
middle-aged chinese dude,..
came knocking on my door ah.
ziq opened the door and called me saying that someone was asking for me.


so yeah.
this guy asked.
are you errr... " YARINA?? "
hahaah. and i was like...
" YES YES I AM, I SOoo AM!! "
and that was how i got back my purse peopleee.


hahaha. im very veryy veryyy...
happy and happier and happiest.
Thank you, thank you very much.
Terima kasih.
Xie-xie nih.
Nandri and vanakam la deyy.
i soo am loving everybody right now mann.
especially that chinese dude. hahahh.
you rock lah uncle! SERIOUSLY.






Cheerio>

This girl is very funny.

This girl is now my friend.

hahaha.

Happy Mother's Day to my dearest mom.

Love you sexy!!

Cheerio>

Hmm. I lost my purse seh today.
In the bus while i was on my way home.
I was too concentrated lah kann..
sampai tidak me-notice you know.
Then when my stop sudah tibe,
i kinda panic and jumped off the bus immediately ah.


But the funny thing is rightt..
i'm not really stressing too much about it ah.
im not as stress as one is supposed to be..
after losing something valuable ah.
Like eherm.
losing your god damned purse for instance.


but i am bummed about it though.
how am i to travel?
take out money?
i miss pierre cardin.
i miss purple.
i miss all my barang-barangs...


my IC.
my EZ-Link.
my POSB Card.
my Cash Card.
my New-prints.
my Ticket stubs.
my Guitar picks.
my Discount Cards.


all of my past,..
my present..
and even my future is inside it okayyy.


i miss them all sooo very much.
please come back to me can?
" no?>> "
please lah my sayangsss,... please?
hish. haish. mash-potato.
kenape mesti begini?....
oh tuhan.. ya allah S.A.W.
Tolonglah mereke2 cari jalan yang baik.
thank you.


hmm so yeah.
erm. went to collect my cert just now.
went with didi and bruce.
Then hung out at macs before..
heading off to the police station.
Bruce accompanied me.
thanks many2 bananas batman.
erm we filed a report of course.
Lost item.
my sayang hilanggg la siaakk.


im hoping that some good or noble samaritan picks it up.
hopefully he/she will do the right thing ah.
GIMME BACK MY SAYANGGGG.
please oh please oh please.
mister or sir or madam or miss or mrs.


if lets say i DO get my purse back..
im gonna compose a special song.
Especially special..
for that kind and good-hearted person.
im being absolutely serously serious here.
i no kid yaw.


hrmm. i've yet to tell my mom or dad ah.
scared la siaak.
confirm nagging la..
barking la..
and ears pinching sume la-laaa.
klah2. no ears pinching anymore ah.
dah besar seh I.
bt confirm gt barkings and naggings larh.


but tkpe2.
i guess i deserve this.
im too careless,.. yes i knowww.
im too forgetful,.. i know that tooo.
im too lazy,.. i already knowwwww.
so yeah.
guess i cant wait for them..er..
barkings and naggings ah.


mom: !!!!? woof! woof! grrrr. aw-aw-awooo>

dad: !!!?> woof! wooff! grrr-grrr-grrr. ruffff >3.


Cheerio>

Spiderman 3.
One word.
"SUPER FREAKISHLY AMAZING" la deyyy.
er okay thats 3 words in total..
but wth, you people should just faham2 lah k.


oh yeah. i know "some" might sayy..
that the ending was kinda lame or what not.
But i honestly think that those "some people"..
are totally totally wrong lorrr.
Even aishah, diana and isfarina said so okayy.
so yeah.
i got backups to back me up on this okayy...
yeahhh.
They're fierce and they're totally terror.
and yupp, yes indeed.
They'll totally whack you good..
if you anyhow say bukan2 or macam2.
Like totally ey.


yaa anywayss..
in fact rightt, it was cool ice cold la siaak.
Happy shiok ending.
err. eh not really happy lah actually.
more like a bitttersweet-ish climax moment gitu.
but nonetheless it was touching ah.
yeah. i could feel it touching me all over mann.
poking me and what not la eh. ahaaha.


(tickles)
kuchi-kuchi-koo~

(superman sound effects)
haik..
aik..
hiak dush!
waa' kaah>
grr. err. brr.


i love the emo and bad peter parker.
i love the singing and over-sensitive mary jane watson.
i love the evil but hott harry osbourne.
and and..
i even love the colour of the venom..
er but not his gigi's ah, scary siak the teeth.
but anywayss. take note ey people...
Black is the new Gold.


so basically.. what im saying is....
go "web" it soon kay people.
haha get it?.. web as in catch la deyy!
hah hah hah.


yay-yayy.
kite dah tengok labah-labah man,..
awak belommmm. muahahha. =___=


Cheerio>

Hello-Marshmellow-Pillow-Polo-Lolo.
....peek-a-boo.. i see you>

haha. kay anywayss..
the song that you're hearing right now righttt..
i learnt how to play that today ah, yay.
Today sch ended at 10 ish.
andd.. multimedia kicks ass alright.
INDEED-DIDLEY-DOO.


so me and A.K went to fixz's place ah.
he lives at woodlands la deyy.
yeah. yup yup. yes i know,
dekat bukannn. =__=


so then retarded fixz taught me to play this song..
and he taught A.K to play the song, Adventure.
haha. hmm. we were kinda like ermm...
a House-Party-Jam-Glam band you know.
yah. stylo-milo la siakk..
haah. style like milo and yoyo okayyy.


i'm totally loving the Plain White T's mann.
Totallyyy ey.
Like monopoly la seh.
soo deep and sweet and meloncholy-ish .
yah. yesss.
Meloncholy makes my hair soo curly siakk.


OK nah. here's the lyrics.
when i listened to it lah kann,..
i imagined and imagined...
and and..
i actually believed what i imagined.
haha. Cool lah kanak-kanak. Serious.
Enjoy.


Artist : Plain White Ts
Album : All That We Needed (2005)
Title : Hey There Delilah

==================================================

Hey there Delilah

I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl

Someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar
We'll have it good

We'll have the life
We knew we would

My word is good

Hey there Delilah

I've got so much left to say
If every simple song I wrote to you

Would take your breath away
I'd write it all

Even more in love with me
You'd fall

We'd have it all

(repeat chorus)

A thousand miles seems pretty far

But they've got planes, and trains, and cars
I'd walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends will all make fun of us

But we'll just laugh along because
We know that none of them have felt this way
Delilah I can promise you

That by the time that we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you're to blame

Hey there Delilah

You be good and don't you miss me
Two more years and you'll be done with school

And I'll be making history like I do
You'll know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to

Hey there Delilah here's to you
This one's for you

(repeat chorus again)

--Cheerio--

Alright. Okay. Yes.
Soo..
im sharing this(shameful2 story)..
with you people out of sheer embarrassement ey.


Yesterday watched SCREAM lah kannn..
till late in the early weee-hours ah.
ermm..
ive watched it like tons of times before lah btw.
but never alone. haha
ALONE okay peopleeee.
(scary stare) -____-


so anyways right,..
when it ended i headed straight to bed ah.
but rightttt...
couldnt sleep la seyy.
so yeah,..
only after some twisting and turnings,..
then it hit me lah.


BOOM. BAM. KABABOM.
yas is SCARED/ AFRAID/ PETRIFIED!


im afraid of that "thing"
I couldnt get that masked face out of my head siak.
and that sharp dagger that "thing" carries around.
WTF. i was sooo desperate that at one point..
i even thought of knocking on my parents door,..
and say things likeeee..

" can i bunk in with you guys tonight? "

" i think theres someone in my room> "

" HELP ME, PLEASE! "


Yup, hell yeah.
but luckilyyy.. thank god i did no such thing lah.
yah. eventually...
stupid me kinda dosed off after awhile i guess.
hahah
grrrr. terror bukan?


So this shows that however "terror" i or you try to be....
we're all in fact down right wussies at heart.
hmmm. well i for sure am lah. haha
*makes chicken sounds*
kawkk-kawkkkk-kawkk---kekark!


B- ut anyways..
T- oday has been fantastic.
M- ovie-marathoning was spectacular indeed.
L- iving from the Abbey Roading was cooling.

--Being. Terror. Memang. Lucky--


HAHA-HUHU.
Okay although its kinda too late already...
but still, wth righttt.
Happy Labour Day my fellow world-lians!
to ALL workaholics and lazy arses out there>
Keep up the good work... oh and remember,
CPF memang important horrr.
SAVE SAVE SAVE peopleee.


Cheerio>