Take public transportation.
(this is for those who owns a vehicle)
But if you dont own any vehicle..
then keep doing what you're doing my friend.
All this is to reduce the air pollution in singapore.
Or better yet...
Walk to your desired destination,
(that is if its nearby and not that far lah)
This is to reduce your blood pressure.
And thus...
making the air in the surroundings much cleaner.


ok yeah.
enough of this environmentalist talk.
Myself and Mother Nature..
aren't on good terms at the moment.
She actually accused me..
of not recycling my cardboards properlyy.
(the nerve of that woman huh)
so i accused her of not being a real motherrr.
ahahaha yeah wooohooo~
thats the way to get back at people.
(uhhuh.. totally)


Erm okay down to more serious matters.
I've watched THE SIMPSONS! (evil laugh)
Went with aishah diana bruce and didi.
Like finally the anticipation is overrr. haha
The movie was HOMERIFIC indeed.
(you get it?.. like duh)















SO now...
After my all publitising efforts on this movie.
You people better go watch it.


Now, let me tell you something.
About this this movie righttt...
it appeals to both children and adults as well.
how do i know this?
Well trust me i know cause im one of each.
HAHAHA.

Okay so...
Today is the 24th of July right?
So yeah mann today is.....

So yeah,..

This is a must watch video.

Very funny lar.. haha!

And besides....

Since national day is nearing right...

So..... why not... together-gether....

We hear Mr Dick Lee thrash our national songSs!!

Okay Set!

Er yeah so...
i've been running the tap water since saturday.
For those of you who didn't get my plumber language..
I'll speak Singlish for you wacheh? shiok?


Since satelay hor.. me kena flu sia.
Fever and healache somemore.
HAIYO.. sianzz...
Cannot tahan le.. macam mau pengsan.
Then hor.. tml got test!
Wa neve plepare larghzz..
I vely LAO ZEE le..
DIE! eh er no no... LIE LIE!!
Hehex.. Hahax.. Kaninabu-obe-quack!


Yeah.
That's about all the singlish i can muster up ah.
For now.. HAHAHAX.
Erm so yeahh...
people in my family have been acting strangely lately.
They've started talking all funnily.
And i've been called "PANDA" alot of times.
It took me a while to understand why though...
hahah and i quote...

Hey YO! Whats up with the Ju-On"ism" eyes huh?

The ring! The ring!..

Animal escaped from the zoo! panda oi, PANDA!..


So yeah..
after like 50 seconds of my confused face.
Only then did i understood what they meant ar.

I HAVE DARK CIRCLES AROUND MY EYES!!

hahaah yeah. like wtf?>
They could've just like said so earlier sey..
and spared me the GHOST & ANIMAL calling siaaak.
haha. A bunch of SIAO CHAR BO's i tell you.


Er so anyways..
i've always enjoyed jokes...
especially when im feeling sick.
So here's somewhat like er..
race jokes that i'd like to share.
But mind you hor...
im NOT a racist! (of course not)

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If Puff Daddy were to marry Mariah Carey, what will theycall their kid?
- Curry Puff.

What do you call a Singh who drinks only beer?
- Jasbir Singh (Just Beer)

What do you call the Singh who likes roundabouts?
- Pu Singh

What do you call a Singh who's a gangster?
- Sam Singh

What do you call baby Singhs?
- Singhlets

What do you call the study of Singhs?
- Bhailogy (Biology)

What do you call the study of baby Singhs?
- Microbhailogy (Microbiology)

What do you call the Singh who was adopted by a Chinese family?
- Bung Ka Lee

What do you call a Singh who's a coward?
- Ball One Singh

What do you call the new KLIA taxis?
- Limosinghs

What do you call the Malay guy who lost his car in Jalan Ampang?
- Carlost Zubir

The Malay guy who lost his motorcycle at a MSG factory?
- Hajinomoto

What do you get when you put 100 Chinamen under a printing press?
- The Yellow Pages

What do you get when you put 100 Indians under a printing press?
- A year's supply of carbon paper.


If the Muslims have the Koran,
the Christians the Bible, what do the Chinese in Malaysia have?
- The Yellow Pages (business minded, mah)


How does a Mamak shout your orders across the stall?

Kopi + Teh = "Ko Teh"
Milo + Kopi + Teh = "My Ko Teh"
Horlicks + Milo + Kopi + Teh = "Lick My Ko Teh"

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Yup Yup.
Just for laughs ey.
So i hope everyone laughed alright. (you better)

Yup yup yup..
School has started.
and damn damn damn..
Its only been like what, 2 days..
and BOOM!!
Next week got Phase Test>
Like wtf -______-''
and the worst part of it is..
i SUCK at this module.
Bloody CMO.
Computer maintenance and Operations. (i think)


So today..
the whole bloody day was CMO.
From like morning till around 4pm ish.

My team and i had to..
- open up a computer.
- switch the secondary slave to a primary master
- switch primary slave to the CD-ROM
something like that i think.


Ah Yi, Tommy, Amrul and A.K..
seem to know what they were doing, kindof.
as for myself..
SO not interested about the insides of a computer!
I was madder than mad because i suck at this.
And these days..
i'd get pissed off whenever i see any monitors.


But evenso....
i still tried my best to understand them.
the components/parts and their purpose and shits.
Arm and tommy..
were sweet enough to try explaining it.
But to no avail, and in the end,..
i only managed to digest about 1/4 of it.


I almost gave up trying not to fail...
until like coming to the end of the lesson ah.
Alvin, Sandra and Yewen, saved me.
Disassembling and reassembling.
One by one showing and stating where the..
cables, wires, PCI cards are slotted into and stuff.


Yeah, my heroes mann.
I understood like 1/2 of whats to be tested later on.
At least now i can like enter the examination room and..
actually KNOW whats the first thing to do and stuff.


BUT.
Thats only the first part of the test!
After reassembling it we have to like..
- partition the drive
- then back up the drive
- and then restore the system
Er and then...
dunnoe la whatshit somemore must do after that.


F***
I WANNA QUIT SCHOOL!!
Three of my friends already did that.
- One went to Laselle.
- Another one's going to NAFA.
- The other one i have no clue whatsoever.

i've been thinking...
i should join them too!
Yeah, they might want some company.
I seriously see no future staying in this course.
- Tolerating with unwanted modules.
- Frowning myself to death all thoughout the lesson.
I'd rather be married off to some apek longkang.
ok noh noh noooo,.. scratch that.
I WANNA BE A TAI TAI!!


Here's what i'll do...
- marry a rich person
- then divorce that person
- then take all the money from the divorce
- then migrate off to somewhere,
maybe Dubai (not decided yet)
- then be one with The Indiegoes again
- then go touring/travelling around the globe.
Yah. Thats not too much to ask for what, right? (absolutely)


erm okay..
Im sorry for blogging this.
I just cannot, NOT stop thinking about this.
I hate having to talk about school stuff.
But i had no choice lar see.
If i dont let it out, i might explode inside.
So sorry ey. Very sorry.

Okay to show you how serious i am.
I'll show some pictures of the effects of global warming now.
These are pictures of GLACIERS.
So take a look at the before and after effects.
P.S the pictures might scare some people here.
But please do not close your eyes..
And please do not cry either.
I did not edit them with photoshop or whatever.
These are REAL.


Shephard Glacier:



Swiftcurrent Glacier :



Blackfoot Glacier :



Boulder Glacier :




See what i mean.
Yeah, scary huh.


You and I,..
together we can stop this once and for all.
Or at the very least,..
reduce the rate of how its progressing.


If we don't do it, who will?
(NOBODY)
If you love me, you'd do it.
(THANK YOU VERY MUCH)
But if you don't love me, then do it for yourself.
(PAISEH)
Help us to help ourselves.
(VERY TRUE)


Once again i'd like to stress out.
Catch Live Earth tomorrow.

7th of july 2007 at 7pm
OR
7.7.07 at 7pm. (SAME)

and REMEMBER to wear GREEN.
If you wear any other colour..
then it defeats the purpose what, right? (YES)


And see how important the number 7 is? (VERY)
Well S.E.V.E.N stands for..

Save earth.. err.. something something something.
well the V.E.N not very important for now actually.
We'll leave that for next year. (OK)


Cheerio>

Im thinking of getting a hamster.
Dunnoe why the sudden urge to breed one though.
And i guess shasha must be getting lonely also,..
She needs a friend, she too have feelings you know.
For all i know, she could be feeling horny at times....
and im not gonna judge her for feeling that way lar. (haha wtf?)
so i better find her a spouse soon.


So yeah..
i googled some elligible candidates for her.
Okay so he's bachelor number 1.

He's a simple guy who works in a bank, POSB.
He enjoys..
Running around that stupid circle thingy for fun..
and staring into the camera while one is snapping him.
So to hell with him.
shasha doesn't like too ordinary and boring hamsters...



So yeah skip that nerd.
hmm....
I think shasha likes the entertainer sort.
She enjoys singing i suppose..
cause she smiles whenever i sing to her -__-''
so why not this one?

He's a singer at La'feur.
Speaks fluent cat language.
Enjoys licking himself. 24/7
Favourite singer: Tata Young?!


But nah.
This one might get overly famous one day,
and for all i know..
leave shasha for another sleezy looking feline.
And he kinda DOES look like an elvis presley wannabe player.
in a cute hamtaro kindof way ar.


So moving on......
i think shasha would enjoy the manly kindof husband.
like this one...

He's an absolute gentlemen (so he claims)
Likes watching sappy korean dramas.
Enjoys working out at the gym during free time.


yeah perfect!!
Looks like brad pitt and george clooney combined.
Watch out people,.. this will be the new star of...
Oceans Fourteen.
oneday.. someday.. whatever.


And and..
imagine how ther kids might turn out.
can't imagine huh? k no problem..
look at the results.. TWINS okayyyy. don't play play>



I shall name them Yas and Rina.
Ok set!

Please do come to the wedding ey. (really)
Attendence needed. (not really)
AND.....

--Wear green.
--Support "Live Earth"
--Fight against Global Warming. (MUST!)

K then, see ya at the reception people.


Cheerio>

Okay so this entry is "specifically" for meow.

(since she asked for one)

It appears that i've not been updating as much.

(so she says)

(so here is my new driver's way of apologising)

I'm sorry more past the lorries with many2 vehicles and motorists, argh traffic jam!

But like you REALLY care even, huh? kan..kan.. BUKAN! haha

But whatever it is,.. (dah paiseh)

i care and i'll care somemore and even more if necessary.

(this is not crap,........ k it is but so what?!)

got problem ar?! Arrrrr?! AR! AR?! (huh?)

Muahahaha!

Okay so anywayss..........

after watching this video i still can't decide.

i love tegan, and i love sara also.

But who do i love more?

Both are the exact replica of the other, kindof.

They share the same..

face height voice talent attitute personality spunk

Even their sense of humour, which is what i admire the most, is the same.

The only difference that i can see between them would be...

the hair and the piercings.

haha I Know I Know I Know....

Cheerio>