I am Yas.

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Okay firstly i'd like to apologise.
Sorry for the long entry.
I've got loads to bercerite today. haha
so happy reading and enduring. =)

ermmm yeah so.... went to my aunt's place ah yesterday, at Chua Chu Kang.
Supposedly went there to fetch my grandmama and grandaddio to Teck Whye to check the progress of their flat ah.
But then when i arrived at aunty's place...
they told me that the contractors had called like last minute and told us that we couldn't come because they had to do some maintenance work and wiring stuff.
Yah, bullshit siakk.
Padehal last week we were informed that the wiring had already been done ah. that's what they confirmed with us.
Hmm, i seriously cant tahan these foreign workers lah, seriously.
I just don't trust them.
i think the only contractor that i can ever trust would be Phua Chu Kang ah.

So anywayssss, i didn't want to make a wasted trip for nothing la, so i spent the night over.
Erm yeah....
then i had to help my little cousin, syazana or aka potatogirl, do her homework ah.
Okay stupid story ah.....
yeah one time we were all watching tv together, lying on the couch...
we were watching Justice League.
So i asked them one by one lah.
'what name would they choose for themselves if they were in the justice league team'......
so after some hard concerntretion faces,.. one by one they answered.
Syazana, ' potato-girl!! '...
her younger brother said.. ' poot-poot-guy!! '...
and the youngest one said ' ladder-woman!!! '...
hahhahaha.
yesss you idiot... ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

So anyhuuu..... potatogirl was like panic striken cause she had like a lot to complete in so little time.
Unike me, she's the last minute type you see. *wink wink*
Erm so she asked me to do her essay for her la.
Then i looked at her and said lah...
"oi. you think your teacher won't recognise your handwriting ah.
my handwriting is like those scribbled doctorish kind you know,
and yours is like the fat fat and neat neat kind,... where can...."
yes imagine for yourself people,
Lucida Handwriting against Tahoma/Arial. (macam faham eh)
hahah. 'so nampak sah it won't work what, right'
But then she like persuaded me to somehow change my style of writing to match hers ah.
Fuhh, it was hard indeed lah but i managed.
Erm so i'd like to share my essay with you people ah.
hahaah. don't worry,.. only the first paragraph sahajee, okay.

Title: A Time When Something Seems Amiss.

The Story:

So there i was, trapped. Hepless and alone. All by my lonesome. I couldn't breathe or blink or swallow. I looked to my left, i see a poison ivy bush. Then to my right, nothing but trees. Tall trees. I thought i was finally safe from 'that' thing. But just then i felt a cold stare. I could sense it. Someone or 'thing' was staring up on me. So then it occered to me that i didn't look up. I only looked left and right, but not upwards. It didn't occur to me to look up because i didn't know that 'those' things could clim trees. So when i finally looked up, i could see 'it'. It's eyes gleaming through me. It was dangling high above the canopy. At that point i could feel the thudding sound of my heart. It was pumping really fast and loud. I thought to myself, ' never again will i ever underestimate the soulful power of a squirel , ever ' =D

Yeahhhh baby... haha.. well i think power lah the story. That's PSLE standard i'd say.
I wanted potatogirl's essay to sound nonsense cause i wanna sabotage her ah actually.
Like teach her a lesson for doing her homework at the last minute kinda thing you know.
Yup if doing this makes me a mean person so then be it. i dont care.
Muah hah hahhh. *evil smile*

Okay so anyways.....
i just kindof got back from the jalan bahar civil defence camp site ah.
My second bro, ziq had a passing out parade caremony today.
And me and my mom were the VIPs. ehehek.
and being the early bird we are.... *wink wink*
ziq bedek-bedek us into thinking that the event started at 6.30pm
so we got there around 6pm ish and sat there and.....
waited until like 7.30 gitu before the event started ah.
But the whole thing was very the funsome and coolsome indeed ah.

There were like activities and performance and kinda like a play gitu ah, whereby all the CDs from my bro's department would perform for us, the VIPs. ehehek.
So i took a lot of pictures and videos ah.
I got to like witness a real life fire being put out by the firemen(one of them is ziq) haha.
it was like totally wow-wee you know.. i felt proud la..
just seeing my brother fighting fire not by wrestling it...
but just by using water.
yeah water,... who would've guessed huh.
well go figure you gundusss. ehehek

Ouh and from where we sat we could feel the intense heat of the wild but tamed and cool fire.
Ooh and got like big explosion and all somemoreee>
It was at that point when i turned to my mom and said....
'wasted got no fireworks la, if not it'd be like watching the National Day Parade, kan?>'
Then she turned to me slowly, eyes still on the stage, and said...
'bising lah kau nih'
So then i made up my mind that the camera was gonna be my only friend..
until the event finishes ah.
So then they like showed this screen video on a big sheet of paper ah...
kinda like the ones you see for total defence drill exercise. cool mann.
I would've turned to my mom and said...
'wasted got no popcorns la, if no it'd be like watching a movie, kan?>'
But then i remembered of what happened earlier on...
so instead, i took my camera in hand and took more pictures sahaje la.

Erm then afterwards got like this dinner reception thingy ah.
So we sat and ate together ah.
And like all throughout the meal, me and my mum was like making fun of ziq ah.
Cause earlier on,..
there was like this one segment..
where all the family members would have to come up,
and like pin the batch for their respective members ah,..
then like take take picture and stuff.
But too bad the recruits weren't allowed to move ah...
cause they were in their barisan and all in senang diri position.
and plus... their sergeant like sooooo strict sia.
and i was like c'mon ah singh, for what sia act soo strict..
why huh why you wanna carik pasal.... they graduating perrrr.
(yeah totally eh yasss) ehehekk.

So of course, being the true hero she was,....
my mom like quickly grapped her purse,
and took out her flowery tissue paper packet ah.
It was like a funny canon/nikon/kodak moment you know...
my mom was like wiping the sweat off of ziq's face and stuff.
His face didn't look like a happy camper at all,
he looked like an exhausted cramper instead.
And the people around us were going like 'awwwww'
and futhermore...
his CD mates were like feee-weet-ing him. hahahah
imagine the paiseh-ness.
so me being the true villain i am,....
quickly took out the camera and snap snap snap i went.
And with his orange helmet he had on his head....
zig seriously looked like Charlie Chaplin,
except without the misai of course. ahahahahak.
a funny memory that im gonna store in my memory card.

okay so now my brother has finally graduated.
He's gonna be a firefighter. wooooohooo.
He's stationed at Tampines btw.
Soooo, in future right if any of you people ever come against any naughty untamed fire brewing around or if you witnessed a road accident or whatever explosion or even if you like come upon suicide attempts anywhere around there,...
you'll know who to call ey. Don't call my brother lah you gunduuu, call 995. haaha

haiiii. okayyyy can breathe now people. my story has ended. Thank you for the time.
xie-xiw nih, nan-dri, terima kasih bangat yah. =D

Cheerio>

I gave up at
10:49 PM
[c]d4rkang3l

Yasrina Bebe.
June 22nd 1989

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