I am Yas.

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Okay sooo....
erm i watched Yo Momma earlier on ah.
Yess so some of the jokes are like still fresh in my mind ah right now. haha.
So i figured like wth righttt...
why not just share it with you people.
So enjoy.....
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-Yo momma's so black and her teeth's are soo yellow that she's often mistaken for a cheeseburger.

-Yo momma's so smelly that even the words that come out of her mouth are all shit.

-Yo momma's so fat that instead of lipstick, she uses bacon lipgloss.

-Yo momma's so poor she hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.

-Yo momma's so short she hang-glides Dorito's.

-Yo momma's like a 'happy meal' small, cheap and greasy.

-Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

- Yo momma's so poor she watched television on an ETCH-A-SKETCH.

HAHAHA.
Okay personally... i think this show is kindof a bad influence on everyone.
ahah seriously.
It's like encouraging all kinds of foul-mouth people out there to continue making fun of other people's mom and stuff you know.
I mean who would want that righttt?>>
I know i for one would not be able to tahan this.
Like c'mon ah... how can you just like stand there and listen to someone else making fun of the people you love and care for what, right.
And even if it weren't true... it'd still hurt to hear you see.
And plusss.. the winner even gets money out of it somemoreeee.
Yeah,.. talk about being mean huh.
The has world just gotten meaner my friend. hahak.

But nonetheless lah eh.....
the jokes were in fact funny ah. whahhaa.
Yup i did laugh laah. yess, yess i did indeed.
hahaah yeah soo much for the whole big talk lah eh.
But this is also a test for you people too lah, in secret.
If you read it and you laughed or even so smiled at it...
erm or even put on a tiny little smirk on your face.....
would mean that you're a mean person too. hahaaah!
Klahhh.. nolah, of course not kann.
Just because you enjoyed it doesn't make you a mean person what, right.
I joke and i kid you sahaje la.
But even so peopleee,
please do not go around cracking yo momma jokes at other people lah k.
It's not pleasant you see. wink wink*

my personal favourite:
Yo momma's so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.
(hahaaa lame lah yas)
*smiles all lamely and tamely and glittery*

Cheerio>

I gave up at
8:40 PM
[c]d4rkang3l

Yasrina Bebe.
June 22nd 1989

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