I am Yas.

Monday, July 16, 2007

Er yeah so...
i've been running the tap water since saturday.
For those of you who didn't get my plumber language..
I'll speak Singlish for you wacheh? shiok?

Since satelay hor.. me kena flu sia.
Fever and healache somemore.
HAIYO.. sianzz...
Cannot tahan le.. macam mau pengsan.
Then hor.. tml got test!
Wa neve plepare larghzz..
I vely LAO ZEE le..
DIE! eh er no no... LIE LIE!!
Hehex.. Hahax.. Kaninabu-obe-quack!

Yeah.
That's about all the singlish i can muster up ah.
For now.. HAHAHAX.
Erm so yeahh...
people in my family have been acting strangely lately.
They've started talking all funnily.
And i've been called "PANDA" alot of times.
It took me a while to understand why though...
hahah and i quote...

Hey YO! Whats up with the Ju-On"ism" eyes huh?

The ring! The ring!..

Animal escaped from the zoo! panda oi, PANDA!..

So yeah..
after like 50 seconds of my confused face.
Only then did i understood what they meant ar.

I HAVE DARK CIRCLES AROUND MY EYES!!

hahaah yeah. like wtf?>
They could've just like said so earlier sey..
and spared me the GHOST & ANIMAL calling siaaak.
haha. A bunch of SIAO CHAR BO's i tell you.

Er so anyways..
i've always enjoyed jokes...
especially when im feeling sick.
So here's somewhat like er..
race jokes that i'd like to share.
But mind you hor...
im NOT a racist! (of course not)

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If Puff Daddy were to marry Mariah Carey, what will theycall their kid?
- Curry Puff.

What do you call a Singh who drinks only beer?
- Jasbir Singh (Just Beer)

What do you call the Singh who likes roundabouts?
- Pu Singh

What do you call a Singh who's a gangster?
- Sam Singh

What do you call baby Singhs?
- Singhlets

What do you call the study of Singhs?
- Bhailogy (Biology)

What do you call the study of baby Singhs?
- Microbhailogy (Microbiology)

What do you call the Singh who was adopted by a Chinese family?
- Bung Ka Lee

What do you call a Singh who's a coward?
- Ball One Singh

What do you call the new KLIA taxis?
- Limosinghs

What do you call the Malay guy who lost his car in Jalan Ampang?
- Carlost Zubir

The Malay guy who lost his motorcycle at a MSG factory?
- Hajinomoto

What do you get when you put 100 Chinamen under a printing press?
- The Yellow Pages

What do you get when you put 100 Indians under a printing press?
- A year's supply of carbon paper.

If the Muslims have the Koran,
the Christians the Bible, what do the Chinese in Malaysia have?
- The Yellow Pages (business minded, mah)

How does a Mamak shout your orders across the stall?

Kopi + Teh = "Ko Teh"
Milo + Kopi + Teh = "My Ko Teh"
Horlicks + Milo + Kopi + Teh = "Lick My Ko Teh"

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Yup Yup.
Just for laughs ey.
So i hope everyone laughed alright. (you better)

I gave up at
11:25 PM
[c]d4rkang3l

Yasrina Bebe.
June 22nd 1989

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